Name: Yew Longbow Rolfsson

Origin: Not really sure as I was raised by Old Man Rolf and Auntie Ashley, and no matter what he says, Daegar is not my daddy.

Date of Birth: I was created by some drunk bastards puke...damn, maybe Daegar is my daddy.

Height: 6'

Likes: Getting the attention that I deserve.

Dislikes: Having to earn the respect I deserve, Daegar and Uncle Pat's Chicken Heart.

Currently in your CD player: REEL BIG FISH - We're not happy till your not happy.

Weapon of Choice: Cedric

Great Weapon of Choice: Sven

Most Watched Movie:  Any that Qorin sends to my dad, but the donkey riding the midget was a classic.

Role Model(s): Does the entire Crew count?

What's Inside Trying to Get Out: A decent fighter.

Distinguishing Attributes: Limping off the field, being babied by gorgeous women, not getting laid, making fun of everyone behind their backs and denying it to their faces.

Bio: I'm just the little bitch on the boat.