Name: Tjorkill Kanne

Origin: From my mother's womb in the heart of Denmark.  My father is said to be a jackel but I think the translator mistook it for "Jack Ass"

Date of Birth: I was very young at the time but I think it was around 952 A.D.

Height: Legend has me being well over seven feet tall so I keep hearing, "I thought you were taller".  Let's just say I'm tall enough.

Likes: Destroying Egos; Traveling to new lands, taking what I want and leaving them with my off-spring; WInning friends and influencing people.

Dislikes: A sinking ship; killing from behind; lights and rapiers; mouthbreathers and finding dried puke in my bed.

Currently in your CD player: Believe it or not, the 13th Warrior soundtrack.

Weapon of Choice: A quick wit with a sharp tongue.

Great Weapon of Choice: I just get a bigger hammer.

Most Watched Movie: "The FIfth Element", although I occasionally break out "The Duke of Knockers".

Role Model(s): I don't need no stinkin' role model!  ALthough, I do like "Wolverine", Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel are pretty cool, Kublai Khan was an animal.

What's Inside Trying to Get Out: Those of you that saw the pic's of #8 saw what was inside and when it came out, it wasn't pretty. The sphinkter won't release the inner asshole, and to my dismay, my skull is too hard to let the hair inside get out to where it should be.

Distinguishing Attributes: bla bla blaa

Bio: What the Hell is this questionaire for? Anyway, I was going along just fine as a Duke and looking for greater challenges when some members of the Ship Crew drugged me and forced me to join their band of marauders for all the fighting, drinking and pillaging I could handle. Everything souded great until I found the Ship Crew has no ship! But, their a great group of fun-loving, hard core partiers who have no respect for authority so I decided to stay.

Quote: "It ain't mine"; "Hope it's not tainted"; but mostly known for "                     "