Name: Rurik Gjafvaldsson

Origin: Russia

Date of Birth: 827AD

Height:  6’4”

Likes: “Checking on the dog”, beating on stupid people, naps after both.

Dislikes: Stupid people

Currently in your CD player: Rob Zombie/Sinister Urge

Weapon of Choice: Sword & Round Shield

Great Weapon of Choice:  Glaive

Most Watched Movie: Rustler’s Rhapsody, Excalibur, or The Wall – Depends on my mood.

Role Model(s): Rex O’Herlihan, the Singing Cowboy - sings, dresses and shoots in a style all his own and still gets the girls.

What's Inside Trying to Get Out: Probably just some gas from dinner

Distinguishing Attributes: My wifes boobs and a predisposition to laying down, either fucking or sleeping.

Bio: I first met the Crew at a war and noticed that they were lacking someone in the ass-biting department.  On a whim I submitted my resume hoping that I could fill that position and hey, six years later I’m still on the boat.

Quote: “blah, blah, blah, my shoulder hurts from beating stupid people, I think I’m going to (take a nap/ check on the dog)  before the party.”