Name: Phelan Tinifearnan Dal Cais

Origin: Never seen him enough around to ask

Date of Birth: 

Height:  Tall guy kind of big 

Likes: Candy

Dislikes: Fruit

Currently in your CD player:  Crying Game Soundtrack

Weapon of Choice: Fire hose

Great Weapon of Choice:  Cock, any cock will do as long as it is cock.

Most Watched Movie: Back Draft

Role Model(s): Superman

What's Inside Trying to Get Out: I would bet that shit tasting booze he brought from Mexico

Distinguishing Attributes: Can role around in fire and not even get burned. 

Bio: 

Quote: No you losers you can't drive the Fire Truck