Osrik's Crazy Iraqi Adventures

Name: Osrik Wolfsbater

Origin:  Just one of those damn Vikings

Date of Birth: 850 A.D.

Height: 6 Ft 1 in, but depending on booze consumption could be in a tree or in a ditch.

Likes:  Good Booze cute women and Being the Alpha Squire

Dislikes:  That crap called Apple Jack booze and losing the Bowman Tourney

Currently in your CD player: Shipcrew sound track

Weapon of Choice:  Sword (aka  Colt 1911)

Great Weapon of Choice:  Boar Spear (aka M1A1 Tank)

Most Watched Movie:  Aliens or Army of Darkness (kind of a tie there)

Role Model(s): Rambo

What's Inside Trying to Get Out:  Evil Demons and Lots of black stuff

Distinguishing Attributes:  Can party like a mad dog for 30min and pass out, and become fun for the whole family.  

Bio:  So there I was on the beach then came along this blond hair guy in a ship and so I jumped aboard and then I said, “ what the fuck do you mean I have to row” been stuck rowing this damn long ship after that.

Quote: Fuck you, I have  two guns