Name: Murcadh “Uncle Pat” Dal Cais

Origin: A stretched out uterus

Date of Birth: Please!  I will myself into existence.

Height:  22 inches laying on my back

Likes: cat ear panties, Osric when he is passed out, showing off my chicken heart

Dislikes: Daegar not living up to his motto

Currently in your CD player: Zamfir and his magic flute

Weapon of Choice: KY Jelly

Great Weapon of Choice: Refer to Height entry

Most Watched Movie: Sound of Music

Role Model(s):  The red Teletubbie, Teri Weigel, Richard Simmons, and Daegar (NOT!!!!)

What's Inside Trying to Get Out:  The repressed small child I was who loved flowers and ladybugs.

Distinguishing Attributes: Again refer to the Height entry

Bio: Screw bios.  First of all I want everyone to know that I own Osrik.  Secondly:  A reign of terror will commence if you bastards are foolish enough to let me win the coveted Vidis Horn.  Thirdly:  I did not eat Qorin's horse. Who of you would eat an animal that he was with….alone for long periods of time…..on an open and empty stepp?!  I think that you can figure it out.

Quote:  Is this your gum?