Name: Murcadh “Uncle Pat” Dal Cais
Origin:
A
stretched out uterus
Date of Birth: Please! I
will myself into existence.
Height:
22 inches laying on my back
Likes: cat ear panties, Osric when he is passed out, showing
off my chicken heart
Dislikes: Daegar not living up to his motto
Currently in your CD player: Zamfir and his magic flute
Weapon of Choice: KY Jelly
Great Weapon of Choice: Refer to Height entry
Most Watched Movie: Sound of Music
Role Model(s):
The red Teletubbie, Teri Weigel, Richard Simmons, and Daegar (NOT!!!!)
What's Inside Trying to Get Out: The repressed small child I was who loved flowers and ladybugs.
Distinguishing Attributes: Again refer to the Height entry
Bio: Screw bios. First of all I want everyone to know that I own Osrik. Secondly: A reign of terror will commence if you bastards are foolish enough to let me win the coveted Vidis Horn. Thirdly: I did not eat Qorin's horse. Who of you would eat an animal that he was with….alone for long periods of time…..on an open and empty stepp?! I think that you can figure it out.
Quote: Is this your gum?