Name: Jofinn

Origin: your mother

Date of Birth: 910 AD

Height:  5’10”

Likes: Seeing some ones eyes bulge when you hit them, horny virgins, and booze

Dislikes: any thing with ruffles, horny virgins that don’t put out, running out of booze    

Currently in your CD player: Ministry Psalm 69               

Weapon of Choice: Car-15 (period Sword and round shield)

Great Weapon of Choice: AT-4 (period none)

Most Watched Movie: Full Metal Jacket    

Role Model(s): GSGT Hartman & Captain Morgan

What's Inside Trying to Get Out: either the 2 percosett or the fifth of Captain Morgan’s

Distinguishing Attributes: Hearing people say “dude he is nuts” making people gag with “one time in the ambulance” stories

Bio:  It all started at this really good bar fight…

Quote: Get some fuck face!