Name: Daegar Fairhair

Origin: Well, my Mom was bending over and my Dad kinda...you know.

Date of Birth: 9 months after the above incident.

Height: 6' 1"

Likes: women gargling the national anthem with a mouthful of gold strike, while wrapped naked and wet in an American flag. ( riding a donkey optional)

Dislikes: people shaving while driving, lowered trucks of any type, particularly Blazers, sweats in public, P.E.T.A., vegetarianism in any form ( have your canines removed please, you fucking herbivore.)

Currently in your CD player: Linkin Park – Hybrid Theory

Weapon of Choice: “ A sword is 36 inches of cold steel with death dancing along its edge, and hanging off the tip like a dark star” I know, shut up.

Great Weapon of Choice: A nice .270 Winchester is a really great weapon.

Most Watched Movie: Aliens. Everything else is just there to rot your mind...except porn of course, but there's too many to choose a favorite, and of course my tastes change so frequently. Qorin says midgets are the way to go….I dunno.

Role Model(s): I once made a miniature model of a Kaiser roll, but it got all moldy, so I don’t really bother, besides it tastes like shit.

What's Inside Trying to Get Out: that Damn Chinese food buffet that I can't stay away from.  They serve the best ‘Cat w/ Fat Sack’

Distinguishing Attributes: The ability to out drink and out fight every one of these little pussies here. I gotta lead by example.

Bio: 920 Sweden, youngest son….had to make a name for myself. My Dad went to Disneyland, and all I got was this stinking boat.

Quote: death. Then there’s death with pain!